GAMING FICTOID | Jo's Tech Guide are happy to announce we have come by a few highly exclusive photos of Nintendo's new Wii 2 console, called Wii Stream!
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| Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) playing with his wii stream |
New wiimote with wii stream control
Nintendo break new ground in the point-and-shoot genre with their new build-in wii stream control, where you can actually see the what you hit directly on the TV screen. "It's sort of like 3D in that sense", says Nintendo of America's spokesperson Luce Bladder, as she demos the Wii Stream to Gerard Way, lead singer of emo group My Chemical Romance, who later performed at this very privy event. |
| Exclusive first look: the new Wii stream logo |
NintenKids - introducing a new genre of point-and-squirt games
Nintendo have high hopes of adding this wii stream technology to their current line of Nintendogs type games, which have thus far only been available for their handheld Nintendo DS consoles. "We have, for instance a new game called NintenKids coming out, which begins by simulating baby activities such as potty training," Luce Bladder of NoA explains. - "Then, as you level up your character and the game unfolds, you get to do other things, like squirting on rivalling kids in order to gain street cred and acceptance among gangs and stuff. Very exciting game!"Nintendo thereby introduce an entirely new genre of games they like to call point-and-splash games.
4 different colours!
Wii Stream will hopefully be in stores on the Q3 as of next year, bundled with TV screen protectors in four different colours; mustard, amber, gold and lemon._____________
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